July 2012
What if
Olympic zombie porno?
I need sleep but no because Dead Nation
You know you’re tired when you are watching the olympics and wondering if there are any pornos inspired by the sports. Also, zombie olympics. This needs to be a thing.
I need a writing buddy
Please? Email me if you wanna be my buddy. Littlemissgasmask@gmail.com
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69 followers
Bwahaha.
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theartofnotwriting:
-Your back hurts from sitting in a strange position for too long.
-And you don’t know how you didn’t even notice that Coldplay came up on shuffle.
(Because you don’t actually like Coldplay.)
(At all.)
-And you don’t want to take the time to make lunch, so you just cram some carrots in your…
50 Shades of Me.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
~~~Sorry people, couldn't resist~~~
Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
thepassagefighter:
hxcfairy:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#I AM LITERALLY A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
foreveramustache asked: omg ! i just freaked out ! i put that there for fun (x thanks for the compliment ♥♥ you live in Reno ?(:
foreveramustache asked: Thanks For The Follow (:
I think I have PTSD from when my house caught on fire. The slightest noise sends me in to a panic attack and if i see fire or smell smoke I just fucking lose it. The nightmares don’t help. I’m at a loss for what to do.
Hey, i just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my blog
So follow me maybe?
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I hate this song
So kill me maybe?
I SHOULDNT BE UP THIS LATE BUT IM NOT TIRED. FML.
My cat cries whenever i give myself insulin and i feel bad for having to do it in front of her.
I PUT MY ARMS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AY-OH, MY BLOOD SUGAR IS LOW. I WANNA BOLUS NOW AND EAT SOME CAKE SCREAMING OH-NO, BG IS STILL LOW.
20 units of lantus doesn’t hurt until you’re on the last 3 units of it. Also lantus always hurts when you’re broke and not on insurence. Lol I hate my life.
Playing too much Dead Nation…. pretending all my problems are the zombies. Makes it a little easier I guess. Cheaper than therapy. Starting to write again, the question is will I self publish or attempt to get an agent, and what do I pitch first? My YA dystopian war story or my children’s book from the perspective of a house cat? Oh the woes of an author!
dew-ov-the-slain asked: hey -, I know this is tumblr-whatever-and we dont know eachother, but I want to throw a hand out there- if you need someone, as silly as it may sound- I am here for you. TRUST ME when I say I know how desperate/overwhelmed/depressing diabetes can be, especially if you are the only one you know who has it. Please do not give up. I've been there, I've been the lowest of the low. Not saying...
Anonymous asked: I'm going to upload pointless photos of high sugar foods and then tag them with diabetes so that you can be a bitch about it.
dew-ov-the-slain asked: screw your anons. Diabetes is HARD WORK, and its a stupid, inconvient, annoying and irrational disease- so I'm pretty sure that us diabetics are going to be cranky, indignant or down right pissy about it sometimes. NO we dont find posts about food + the tag 'diabetes' funny, nor should we and nor should we have to justify that. Please continue to post about your adventure/struggle...
prettysoulcrushing asked: Sweetie u.u you don't have to stop posting about diabetes everyone needs and outlook for stress and this can be it but just don't do it the way you have. It's not right.
Ok, everyone wants me to stop posting about diabetes? I will. You got your way. Happy? Fucking hope so. I give up on diabetes. I’m done with the tag and the disease. I am done. Fuck everything.
Integrity. Love. Unity.: pancreaspains:... →
mskassinova:
pancreaspains:
LITTLEMISSGASMASK SAID: I NEED A SHIRT THAT SAYS “INSULIN FOR LIFE”. CAN THIS BE THE TAGLINE TO OUR GANG? AND WE CAN GO AROUND TAGGING STUFF WITH THE BLUE DIABETES CIRCLE?
FUCKING YESSSSSS.
We’re so ghetto. Like a straight up “D.”
LOL. You could…
I love you all. Would anyone join if i made a facebook group for tumblrbetics where we could organize...
Anon hate
Getting so much anon hate and it is so funny to me. You can’t get to me. Especially on anon. You are just afraid of showing just how ugly you are as a person so you hide behind anonimity to feel like you mean something. Also, I know who most of you are. You aren’t clever. You aren’t a special snowflake. And you can try and try but you cannot bring me down with words on my blog....
158miles-deactivated20130412 asked: I'm sorry, I honestly didn't mean it in any offensive way...
Anonymous asked: please stop, you're making diabetics look bad.
Anonymous asked: every time someone mentions diabetes you like freak out ok take a chill pill once. learn how to take a joke and not everything to the heart.
Anonymous asked: you can't keep your sugars at a decent level, you aren't serious about your illness, and on top of that, you are uninformed about your disease but reply to people as a medical expert. Instead of attacking people/calling them "special snowflakes", why don't you take care of your actual body? because you can have a "I don't give a fuck what you think" attitude...
Anonymous asked: I just don't feel like self-publishing is the same thing as being published. There is no editorial review system, no content revision, no peer approval. If I appointed myself President of the United States, it wouldn't make me the President of the United States.
“89 %.
How much lower your risk is of developing diabetes if you’re not...”
– Archives of internal Medecine. (via ismira)
I lost half my body weight (145 lbs) and still was diagnosed with diabetes…
thepassagefighter-deactivated20 asked: Aww that's too bad. Well, hopefully, you can get back in touch with your paranormal side! Haha!
Anonymous asked: what is it with you and cancer and holocaust jokes?
Anonymous asked: isn't amazon self-publishing?
Put something in my ask
rebellingtilltheend:
If you don’t send me messages, I’m going to go eat cake. If I got eat the cake I’m going to get fat. If I get fat nobody will love me. If nobody loves me I’ll die alone. Now ask yourself do you really wanna be the reason for that?
whoreableperson:
MY DAD NEEDS TO STOP BUYING ME ICEDCAPS BECAUSE THEY’RE PILING UP.
I don’t know what this has to do with diabetes.
daniellegarcie:
i hate it when people constantly bitch about diabetes. it sucks, get over it. don’t make other people feel sorry for you thats bullshit and its not going to make it go away. just read a thing about a girl bitching about having it for a year. try 5 then complain. its still not going to go away stfu.
You’re a bitch. Boo-hoo, you’ve had it for five years. Would you...
